My company is called Hawkeye Fragrance. Hawkeye sells perfume, cologne, body wash, lotion, etc. Anything that makes the body smell good. The fragrance is marketed specifically to people living out in the country or the mountains, places miles away from the nearest store, where a trip to the supermarket is an all-day affair. When groceries are involved, the last thing on your mind is getting more cologne.
That's where Hawkeye comes in. For those few items you forgot, Hawkeye's trained hawks will deliver your forgotten fragrances to you. They are hardly inhibited by inclement weather, so delivery will be fast and convenient.
